1. Never use a metaphor, simile, or other figure of speech which you are used to seeing in print.
2. Never use a long word where a short one will do.
3. If it is possible to cut a word out, always cut it out.
4. Never use the passive where you can use the active.
5. Never use a foreign phrase, a scientific word, or a jargon word if you can think of an everyday English equivalent.
6. Break any of these rules sooner than say anything outright barbarous.
That’s cool. Only eight or nine companies control… almost everything! EVERYTHING!
Big Brands: The Illusion of Choice
Tangled got upgraded. Mad upgrades, ish.
Princess (by Rob Sweetman)
Drake got competition.
2-Year-Old With Flow! (by darksydephilfanboy)
People believe that the U.S. is more corrupt than Qatar, Chile and Barbados, according to a new report that ranks the U.S. 23rd for perceived corruption.
The rankings, created through opinion surveys conducted each year, give each of the 183 countries on the list a corruption perceptions index score between zero, the most corrupt, and 10, the least corrupt. With a score of 7.1, the United States — which fell from its rank of 22nd last year as trust in Congress hit an all-time low — is seen as barely less corrupt than France, Saint Lucia and Uruguay.
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Here’s an early holiday treat, ladies: Michael Bublé and Ed Helms, rocking holiday sweaters, singing a little holiday song — until the someone’s sweater catches fire, forcing him to continue shirtless.
BLACK FRIDAY SHOPPING PRANK! (by MediocreFilms)
How long can you last with a fake shopping list?
A STOPMOTION HISTORY OF THE WORLD (by treinspore)
Oh man, this ad is so bad! Oh Nando’s Chicken, what will we do with you?
Nando’s: Last dictator standing (by NandosADS)
BBC Nature: ‘Brinicle’ ice finger of death filmed in Antarctic (by cwmbro)